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tanks4thememory ([personal profile] tanks4thememory) wrote2020-12-09 10:29 pm
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Two heads are better than one

Who: Clu1 and Clu 2 (a_perfect_end)
Where: Their User world abode and possibly other places
When: Some undetermined time post Legacy and after this thread
What: ABO sexytimes and maybe other things; a Clu on Clu catchall
Warnings: VERY NSFW. Multiple kinks, ABO related warnings, sorta incest depending how you view programs from the same User, basically enter at your own risk if you're not into that sort of thing

The life and times- and sexytimes of Clus One and Two in the ABO universe, collected here for the sake of convenience and avoiding page clutter. Multiple scenarios, lots of fun. Mostly of the NSFW variety.

a_perfect_end: @sparklebiscuit (rethink)

but the ocean kept turning blank pages - Mermay vs pirates AU; captivity, various dubious cruelty

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2023-05-17 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
They'd picked their way over a treacherous stretch of Aurinian coast, swung inland dangerously close to the thundering, spraying rocks to dredge the galleon wreck they knew was here, in search of the flare and flicker of liberated gold swallowed by the sea. They spent near a week just out of land's reach, just off the promise of leave and trade, and even the deckhands were restless by the time things aboard the Regulator began disappearing.

At first it was just the typical tackle, stray bits and bobs one expected might be lost, that none troubled themselves over and never would've disturbed him for: a candle here or there, a pouch of tobacco, a beloved knife carelessly lost in rum-soaked target practice. The usual things.

But then there came the occasion of Lyle's mug--all good pewter, with a heavy silver lid, and his favorite. He'd employed it for a bludgeon in a tussle over cards, but it glanced off Patrick's thick skull, bounced against the railings, and rolled inward down the deck.

They were still arguing over who'd dive for it when an arm flashed up out of nowhere, pearl white, and neat as you please snaked through the porthole, mug and all, and disappeared. Simply vanished.

No crew in the water: their one good dinghy was still lashed indifferently in place, and even them that could swim wouldn't have in such a cross-current. It couldn't be crew. Then it was ghosts--wrecked sailors impatient for these scavengers to begone, perhaps--or something else.

It was real. Had to be: they'd both seen it, and anyway, there was no splash when the mug hit. It did happen, and not because of bad rum, good madeira, or indifferent digestion of Cook's more interesting attempts at lunch--

And. Well. Since it was real, and it did happen, then it was past time to tell the captain.

Claude Taylor was not a man who tolerated nonsense. He'd immediately ordered the pair of them tied to the mast to sober up.

He'd let them go after sufficient caterwauling, and gradually the men got over their fancies. It helped that they drew up a welter of coin in every grade of metal, four separate strong boxes--the biggest too heavy to save--a great golden cross half a man's height and covered in rubies, and two ruined cases of sugar, which might yet be passed off for good if they could get it dry.

Their luck was turning around again. And yet trinkets continued to vanish. Some because they were offered to the restless spirit still plaguing their wake. Claude himself had plied it with his second best pipe. When his lion's head belt buckle went astray, he was in a quiet but murderous temper, the kind that put men mysteriously overboard in calmer waters than these.

It was the loss of the empty lantern that made him think, though--that and the inkpot, and the hand mirror.

Trivialities, but shiny ones, and most of them were good stout glass.

Crew consensus was that something was toying with them, alive or dead. Something a great deal more charming and much more powerful than any magpie or gillie snatchit. By their reckoning, this was also the right general location and time of year. More than sorties or storms grounded ships here. More than the threat of rocks crushed hulls and buried gold at sea here.

They just might be dealing with a mermaid. Her songs could kill a man or grant his fondest wish. Her hair turned to spun gold when cut, and her blood and flesh could cure the sick or grant the strong immortality. But her tears could call storms, her rage could draw hurricanes, and of course she swam fast enough to mire ships in whirlpools.

A deadly difficult catch, but much too great a prize to be let go.

Every night thereafter, by the moon and a row of lanterns, they brought things of the human world and cast them over, just alongside where they dragged their nets. It was always better to entice than threaten. But if no fair offer could be made, threats would do. It was a good deal more grace than they'd have given a rival ship.

He'd never expected them to actually snare the poor creature. And because of a boot! Jarvis would never let him forget that.

It was a production getting her out of the water and out of harm's way, two of his own sailors half-drowned in the trying. Mermaids could injure themselves on even the finest nets, cutting skin used to the sea's caress on bitter rope. Their flesh went ruinously poisonous if they were killed accidentally or while fighting, like that coastal fish that puffed out its spines. Not that he would eat either such thing, no matter what power it granted him. But it would hurt the value, and wasn't that the thing? The main thing.

That and whatever treasure she guarded. Mermaids always had treasure hoards.

Even soaking wet and thrashing, she was beautiful, lithe-limbed and strong, her tapered torso heaving as she strained to breathe air--so much lighter and thinner than her own water, it might make her dizzy, though the slack in the ropes would catch her should she faint. His gaze did not linger on her jewelry, a flicker of gold and a clatter of sand-dollars arrayed like armor or a thin blouse.

The great golden length of her shining tail dried his mouth out. He could not let the men see him afraid. And it must be fear--his heart was racing, going so hard he could near taste it, only...

Ladies did not have that effect on him. Therefore he must be terrified.

Claude scowled to drown his own cowardice, arranged his teeth in his sharpest, most smug sneer of a smile.

"What's all this, then?" Steady and strong, sauntering straight up to his catch. "You'll only hurt yourself, kicking about like that, me lass."
Edited (one lousy letter~) 2023-05-17 01:29 (UTC)
a_perfect_end: tik tok on the clock dj (pacinggg)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2023-05-21 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Claude was staring, and he knew he was staring, and the knowledge did not help him stop. A thing of beauty was meant to be appreciated. And she gleamed, top to tail tips, all bright scales and brighter skin. Though there was a hot burn of color in her face where she worked dilligently to get enough air.

He glanced his eyes aside for that. Manners, and all. She let out a single chiming cry, like a delphine trying to sound its whereabouts, and then--

Laughed at him. A noise like music and a knife right in the pride, words razor quick and just as precise, just as sure to their target.

Still. The men were watching, and he was no lass, after all.

Claude snorted. A good job his compass still pointed true. He folded his hand to his waist, resting it just on his belt knife to hide where his fingers had itched to try those shining flanks.

"My mistake," wry, tilting his head, knuckling his cap as one might to a slightly better equal, with heavy irony. "Goodly sir, but you will cut your skin on those nets if you panic." Stating facts was not a threat. "One way or another, Lyle and Mason here'll help you out."

"Oh, hell," Mason squeaked under his breath, only he twitched right to attention when Claude looked at him, pale with fear of more than mermen. "Uh, Yes, Captain."

But he didn't move. Lyle smirked at his antics, but didn't move either.

"Give over," snapped Claude, "unless you wanna scrub the deck with the two good teeth between ye! Move!"

Forward they went, with his boot in their belts to boost them.

The combined effect was immediate. The instant dry hands clutched wet rope and smooth soft skin, all three of them had...an experience. The most incredible grip seized their every muscle at once, unbearably tight, and didn't quite permit them pain even as they were pitched backward, hard as a good shove.

Some sort of spell, connected or transmitted by the water and each other.

Claude choked. All his hair stood on end. His heart was trying to--wiggle--unpleasantly, at having been squeezed so. He couldn't have fought the creature in this shape. And judging by their bent postures, crooked as old men and breathing ragged, neither could his men at the moment.

"You, two," slowly, with precise care against a tongue gone cotton, "go, and see Cook."

Their surgeon was gone, after all, lost in the storm.

"Cap'n?"

"Go," he repeated, in no mood. "Have'm listen to your ribs 'n' take a good swig of whatever he's got, no matter how it tastes."

That might help. It was all they had to work with. Off they limped, with a hoarse aye-aye.

"I'll fix our guest. The rest of you, jump! We'll need warm seawater to draw the lad a bath."

Just in case he thought he was going anywhere fast. Claude rounded on him, pressed as close as he dared without touching. They near could have rubbed their eyelashes together.

"You," he raked hot eyes over his catch, thin-lipped with more than fury, "ye try that again, an' I'll boil y'in it."

He would never. For one thing, the merman was too valuable alive. But it sounded good.
a_perfect_end: but i knew i was outta luck; (very funny; you're a funny guy)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2023-05-29 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The merman's predicament was not helped by his sudden change of movement. Of course he wouldn't lie still for the insult of the net! No sea creature ever did, only this one wriggled that great golden expanse of tail with very human hips, and that was--

It put a tug in the mast he'd never quite experienced before. There was hardly a polite place for it in leather trousers, so Claude coughed hard and stiffened all his ribs, to a one, which after all still burned with the knowledge of exactly how well-defended his catch was. His gorgeous catch he would not eat and didn't quite dare touch.

"Mercy," he breathed, same as a curse. And louder: "Aye, so ye did. We won't eat ye, lad."

It was not dinner that he fancied, and he could see the merman knew it, that cold blue regard bitter as the winter sea. The difference in how they were made didn't give the lad even one ounce less of spine! He flashed sharp fins at Claude with a fury that caused him actually to glow, gold as a lantern, and it would have taken Claude's breath away except it put him in mind of that odd cold fire that had gripped him so.

Claude could feel his own eyes widen, steel grey popping to some other, lighter shade; but he did not back away until it could be taken for courtesy, however mocking. He made a thoroughly middle class bob of leg, as might a merchant's son to betters he didn't want noticing him twice.

Before his salt life he'd known all about that. But that was the great thing about being a scallywag of the sea: Claude never hid what he wanted, nor from whom, nor why.

"It's not food we're after." The grin would not be suppressed, leached out in the rich, greedy singsong that had caught his voice. "Purchase, perhaps--or crew, or ransom--but make a meal? Out of a treasure like you? Oh, no."

Of course the life he had now came with its own rules: work hard, show no fear, take pains to be manful. Give the same rights and equal share to the lovely and the louts and--et al., and et cetera, as befit the pirate code--which might be individual to the ship, or answer the greater fleet's consensus in Cutthroats' Bay. Those things were expected of any captain worth his own salt, and nevermind how he laid his pillow.

It helped that Claude preferred the husband's share, of the work and otherwise, though of course most men hoped for true wives of their own, back on shore.

Gulls and thunder! But his mind was wandering all sorts of places it had no port of call. Purely for a pretty set of scales and the most befuddling, wonderful show of sheer backbone he'd been granted in some time.

"Oh, it's all our blame, is it?" with a huff, with low hoarse laughter, rusty with affectation. "Cheeky little thief!" He tutted cheerfully, wagging his finger with a crooked, wicked grin.

A hungry fox bared its teeth the same way at sleek, tasty prey and great, awful hounds. It remained to see which this merman would turn out to be. Either way, what fun.

"Y've a lot to learn, lad, about taking things from pirates."
a_perfect_end: nope. (heisenberg)

the slowest boat to china is carrying the most goods!

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2023-06-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
It was not food he was thinking of, nor was it the idea of a nice hot meal that had him all but licking his chops. No, indeed.

Claude took a sharp breath and held it, let it out again slow, the same as a good steady draw on a pipe. Settled the nerves and tempered hotter, more primal humours.

He could see, now, that he'd given the lad a solid fright: his fins wavered at their full extent, and even slitted in wrath his eyes darted ceaselessly, trying to watch all of them at once as he wriggled against the net. Claude snorted, quiet, and considered that. In the first place, he wouldn't force attention on the unwilling--though of course his captive had no way of knowing that. And in the second, they had an audience: or he did, and one that counted on him for their lives and their livelihood.

"Steady." A reminder to himself, and reassurance to his catch--a tempting dish in any sense, even still trying to skewer him with a chilly gaze. "Steady, lad. The man that'd make su-chii out of you has more money than sense, and that'd be a poor sale."

Though to hear his hope of a fortune in miracle blood so neatly unraveled--did knock some wind out of his proverbial sails.

"Unfortunate," gruffly. "That is a loss: not to grant a child sight by cutting your thumb, no worse than the slip of a hook, nor spare his poor mother an early grave." His free hand tapped his chin, tugged thoughtfully at a beard gold as carrots in the sun. "Suppose'n there's no such thing as perfect medicine."

But the merman had said several other odd things, besides.

"...Silt...?" Claude squinted, thought. "Oh, that. Some as were celebratin' early. Caught you right enough, though, snootful or no."

"Captain? Uh, sir?" Jarvis hesitated. He always did, except in battle, all arms and legs and gander-pale no matter how he sunburned.

Claude twisted in place, exasperated, and slid him a look that near enough made the man's knees rattle. "Well?"

"Sir." Clearing his throat, the stork of a man gangled his way into Claude's personal space--and as near the strange, enthralling creature on their decks as he quite dared. "Your bawth is ready."

A ransom originally, Jarvis had a sharp head for sums, meticulous organizational skill, and that fancy, too-good accent like an orchestrated yawn.

"Perfect," was Claude's sole summation of this news.

Jarvis cleared his throat. "Our--" hot-eyed, with an envious pinch of the pale, pale mouth, "guest seems, perhaps, overburdened with his ordeal, and quite weighted down with tackle that's not necessarily his own, originally. You are, therefore, naturally within right of," he paused, and one could half watch his mental dictionary flittering through its officious little pages, "...restitution."

Claude huffed a laugh. "In English english, Quartermaster?"

"Hmm." Jarvis rolled his tongue in search of shorter words and arrived at: "...Plunder, sir."

That one little case? The lad's arm was wound tight around it, as though it held the universe's very secrets. And he had mentioned pearls.

However justified Claude's claim might not be, hesitation never won a man anything. He fair swaggered into place, smirking down at his captive.

"Any more tricks?" He moved decisively, to keep the knife neat and straight in his hand. "Y'gonna curse me? Sing me a storm, or a pod of killer whales to smash my ship? Hold still, now--" He cut without touching his guest or the net itself, cleaner than a close shave. "...There."

Might made right, and just like that the satchel was his.

"Shall I," Jarvis paused, not quite reaching, "analyze it, sir?"

"No!" perhaps too sharp, gruff and too quick, "No, thankee. The lad'll want it with him, I'm sure, or at least close by." And louder, for the assembly: "You'll all have your share, soon as it's due."

For this, there was a collective exhale, their first return to something like normal order--and an abrupt, group shiver of coarse laughter. After this long at sea, there was not a clean mind among or between them.

Certainly his own wandered more than he might wish.

"Understood, sir," Jarvis tutted, some hardly readable and longsuffering expression plastered stiff on his face. "Very good. I'll see you're--" a pause, flick of the eyes up and down, "not disturbed?"

"Good man!" barked Claude, with a rusty laugh of his own. "Now, then--"

There was a trick to lifting with the knees, and not with the back, and it made the turn of the net easier. With one great haul he at last had an armful of merman, slung headfirst over Claude's shoulder and not at all quiet about it, fins flashing to cut, hands thumping good and hard with a yell.

Insults rained bitterly on his back.

"If ye bite me," Claude snarled, tilting hard under their matched weight, "I'll leave y'for the gulls--" He gasped, sharpish, and dropped his voice. His teeth were gritted. But not from pain. "Don't wriggle so, lad!"

In response, the great golden tail gave one wicked, awful thrash, but they were too close together for it to drub him, and he was too well-braced to be pulled down. His men scattered like ninepins, or like crows, flowing together around the commotion in a lumpish cloud of rough jesting.

"I mean it!" Low, urgent into the heaving flanks of his thrashing, wondrous catch. "Will you hold still--"

Of course he didn't.

They made it through the narrow cabin door just the same. Somehow, somehow, he got the net loose and his wonderful, irate gilded prize into the washtub with only a moderate thrashing.

His everything was askew; they'd knocked into everything there was to bump over or nudge against. His lip was cut, by net or fins. He could taste the salt of his own blood.

The merman glared up at him with pure affront, seething fit to murder, but for some wonder held his tongue.

"Welcome," panted Claude, thoroughly discombobulated, "aboard."
a_perfect_end: tik tok on the clock dj (pacinggg)

[personal profile] a_perfect_end 2024-06-22 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Claude was quicker than the others--in both brain and boots--and his leadership had seen them survive their recent misfortune, which kept him captain in the first place. Not the strongest. Not the meanest. But the sharpest. Oh sure, some great dull cudgel of a brute might trounce him in their next election--and the sun might rise in the west, tomorrow, too.

He shook his head with a snort. It would hardly matter to his present catch why he'd been made captain, or how he held onto that position. And anyway at times he outpaced himself: having caught the poor creature, he hadn't the faintest idea what to do next.

Or, really, how to care for him. He looked plain miserable, and that struck the headwind straight from Claude's sails. Something sharp and bitter pulled at his ribs for the sight of the great gold tail in a tight coil, fins pulled inward and arms the same, wrapped tight around the little pouch they'd fair drooled over. The merman's eyes darted this way and that--alight with something other than fear, for that moment, caught up in some other venture of feeling--but his gaze slitted sharp in sheer winter as he watched Claude.

Ice and steel in his voice, poised sharp enough to cut.

"Peace be!" grumbled the captain, prodding his own lip. "T'were hard enough to pry ye loose! Those louts out there are great in a storm, and better in a fight, but--well. They might think you're made of gold, shining like that. And they won't believe you aren't magic, no matter what you tell 'em. Had to get you apart."

And out of the sun. And into some good clean seawater--he'd seen what fresh water did to ocean fish, and salt to river ones.

And his room was the nicest on the ship. Or, it had been, anyway. Still was, under all the fuss. Claude snorted, arighting himself: this was his own fault.

"Give a man a moment to think," he sighed, trying to straighten his--everything--while he went through the guesswork.

It made sense to run down a checklist of what human hostages tended to need or want in this position. Freedom to move about under guard was often the first and fiercest of their desires, but it had to be earned, and anyway he'd no idea how that would work--ships made their way by keeping water out. Could they safely take on water, later on? After a good and thorough careening in harbor, they might be able to work something up. Perhaps by some mechanism of the lower decks--except, reversed bilge would be foul and silty, not at all like the clear currents he might be used to...

No. Fat lot of dream sheep wool that idea was. So: with shelter improvised, for now, the lad would need food. And more than that:

"Didn't cut ye, did I? I mean, are you hurt anywhere?" And lest the merman take this for charity, for bleeding-hearted weakness, well. "In men, copper poisons the blood, and I wouldn't lose you that way."

There. Much tougher. Couldn't give the lad a chance to see his chagrin.

Besides, he was curious.

"D'you eat," thinking, "sea grass? Or other fish, maybe--certainly that and biscuit are most of our lunch, this late in a voyage. Can't let you starve, either."

Pause. Squinting:

"Forgive me, but--how do you, drink? Water's just air to ye, isn't it, and the salt must be terrible dehydrating--"

He was babbling. He sighed.

"Don't suppose you take tea?"